August 2010
“I try to learn something about everything and everything about something.”
– @majornelson
five bits of useless information
1. The dot above the “i” is called a tittle.
2. 60% of Americans have sex on the first date.
3. Donald Duck comics are banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
4. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
5. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
my mom knows me too well
(At the Nascar Speedpark in South Carolina about a week ago)
Daddy (pointing to a cardboard cutout of a race car driver): Who is that?
Brian: Oh...that's um...aw, I forget his name.
Me: That's Kasey Kahne.
Brian: That's it!
Ashley: How did you know that?
Me: I don't know.
Mommy: Probably something she Wikipedia'd one day.
Me: Probably...
waves and psychics
Today is my older sister Ashley’s 18th birthday! :D
She is now legally old enough to smoke, vote, be tried as an adult, gamble, purchase porn, buy rifles and shotguns, join the military, and a bunch of other stuff. How is she celebrating her birthday? She drove my dad’s Mustang to the beach with me and her boyfriend’s two younger sisters, got a $600 ticket for speeding, and...
“For with each dawn, she found new hope that someday, her dreams of happiness...”
– Cinderella
the dirty south
It is currently 2:24am on a Thursday, and I am in South Carolina - Myrtle Beach, to be exact. It is waaaaay too late for me to be up, considering my dad will be waking everyone up at the crack of dawn to go to the waterpark tomorrow (today?). We went on rides today at a place called Family Kingdom and despite the endless lines, it was really fun. Most of all, I love the beach. The ocean. The sand....
